Cool TBlair link

Heheheh check this link out -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/deadringers/game
Kudos to BBC for making such an intelligent and funny game! Prevarication is such a charming part of Blair's asshole nature!

Hu's in charge?

Dickwad Bush has probably had more jokes made on him than Clinton and Nixon combined! And with good reason too! But the best bit is that most of the jokes with Bush actually happened, or are things he actually said :)))
Now here's what I dug up in one of my v v old emails. It cracked me up then, and it still cracks me up. Hope you enjoy it too!

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named head of the
Communist Party in China.


HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman

(Scene: The Oval Office. Enter the National Security Adviser, Condoleezia
Rice.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.

And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Condi (On the phone): Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food
in the Middle East?

regulatory asshole - Dick Grasso

I recently came across a bonafide asshole. His name's Grasso... DICK Grasso. Man what an appropriate name!! His parents must have settled on the name without much contention! Imagine this scene... the maternity ward at the hospital. Mr and Mrs Grasso proudly gazing at the new-born bundle of joy...
Dick's Dad - Goddamn... looks like a DICK!!
Dick's Mom - Yep, he sure does! What should we call him?
Dick's Dad - How about DICK?
Dick's Mom - Dick it is then! I just know that he'll grow up and live up to his name!

And did he ever! As the Chairman and CEO of the New York Stock Exchange, Dick screwed American investors out of vast sums of money in the form of his astronomical salaries. Dick's certainly living up to his name. Dick's no longer working with the NYSE, and last I heard, assholes at the SEC were deliberating whether to accept the fact that they had been screwed royally and live with the shame, or to sue Dick for the money and have him expose them for what assholes they really are! Man what a situation... it would have actually been funny if not for the innocent investors at whose expense the whole sham is being enacted.

A couple of stories about Dick's journey to the top of the leech ladder -
Dick's salary compared to other bigshots
The big injunction

As a footnote - Dick has also been the chairman of the NY YMCA. What a delicious situation - YMCA Chairman Dick!

asshole - Sharad Pawar

Continuing with the illustrious list of disgusting assholes - the next offering is this fat steaming turd of corruption and selfishness.
Pawar has amassed a huge fortune much like Laloo, by sucking his country's blood like a snowcone. No wonder he's bloated and looks like a fat rat that just stepped out of raw sewage.

Pawar seems to be getting a fraction of his comeuppance though - the turd now seems to be getting a cancerous sore in his mouth. Makes him look uglier, if that's possible... but cancer and this turd really go well together. Can't help feeling like there's a poetic justice being enacted here. I say let him live a long life of terrible pain - this one's had it coming.

Meanwhile ... elsewhere -
Where - cancerworld
Joe (a leukemia) - Gosh! Have you heard about Billy?
Matt (a colonic tumour) - You mean the mouth sore? No what happened?
Joe - He... he's .... he's been diagnosed on .... on.... Sharad Pawar
Matt - What!! NO FUCKING WAY! Jeez man... poor bloke! That's like the worst fate any cancer can have. Boy o boy am I ever glad I'm not growing in the rectum of an asshole like that. Poor Billy!

corporate dipshit - Donald Trump

Donald Trump. Just looking at the guy is enough to convince anybody about what a dipshit he is. And as dipshits go, this one is pretty huge! He might as well have stupid printed on his dumb face!
What a pity all that money couldn't buy this asshole some manners and civility.
One might argue that this asshole earned the right to be an asshole with his success. I would contend that with the argument that you're either an asshole or you're not. You can have the right to act like one, but you'll act like an asshole only if you are one at heart. That's what Trump is.

The most striking aspect of this dipshit is the shitwashed pubes he wears on his dome as hair.

If it is a rug, it's the worst one I've ever seen. I guess money can't buy everything after all - especially a good rug or a good hair-stylist
One tip Don - before anything else, FIRE YOUR HAIR STYLIST AND YOUR WIG MAKER!

image problem resolved

Hi,

I have found an alternate website to host the images for this blog. Now hopefully the faces of the assholes featured on this page will be visible. Enjoy your time here.

Cheers

Apologies for the loss of images on this page

Hi,

I am looking into the problem with the images of assholes which should have been on this page. The dumbass website on which I chose to host my pictures has been acting up recently - and they lose all my pictures again and again.
Apologies until I can find a more reliable webhost for my images.

Cheers!

Assholes at the NASA space program

Words fall short to describe what assholes the people in NASA are. These assholes perpetrated one of the biggest frauds in history, and they still stick to their dumb story after many brilliant people have conclusively proved that NASA's claims and evidence are mostly forged.
To add to that, they deploy a really dumb person who has real dumbass things to say, as their official spokesperson.
This post makes NASA the first organization to join the annals of dumb assholes on this blog.
Way to go guys - you may believe you're smart, but you're just insulting the intelligence of most of the people on the outside. Keep up the dumb work - continue to waste billions of taxpayers' dollars on your dumb ideas you assholes!