Sunday, December 12, 2004

asshole - Sharad Pawar

Continuing with the illustrious list of disgusting assholes - the next offering is this fat steaming turd of corruption and selfishness.
Pawar has amassed a huge fortune much like Laloo, by sucking his country's blood like a snowcone. No wonder he's bloated and looks like a fat rat that just stepped out of raw sewage.

Pawar seems to be getting a fraction of his comeuppance though - the turd now seems to be getting a cancerous sore in his mouth. Makes him look uglier, if that's possible... but cancer and this turd really go well together. Can't help feeling like there's a poetic justice being enacted here. I say let him live a long life of terrible pain - this one's had it coming.

Meanwhile ... elsewhere -
Where - cancerworld
Joe (a leukemia) - Gosh! Have you heard about Billy?
Matt (a colonic tumour) - You mean the mouth sore? No what happened?
Joe - He... he's .... he's been diagnosed on .... on.... Sharad Pawar
Matt - What!! NO FUCKING WAY! Jeez man... poor bloke! That's like the worst fate any cancer can have. Boy o boy am I ever glad I'm not growing in the rectum of an asshole like that. Poor Billy!

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